Tuesday Morning Fantasy Headlines – Week 8

In the Banner League week 8 featured three games of boss versus employee.

Unfrozen Caveman (employee) kicked Filthy Little Monkeys (boss) when the Monkeys strategy of playing two kickers backfires. Caveman builds an early, seemingly insurmountable lead and tells his late afternoon players to take the day off. Much like coach Whiz decided to [...]

Tuesday Morning Fantasy Headlines – Week 7

In this day and age when print news is becoming a dinosaur, Unfrozen Caveman still enjoys walking out in front of his stone palace to retrieve the newspaper. Once Caveman finishes reading about how he dominated his opponent in the Banner League, he rolls the paper into a tightly wound club and drives home-made [...]

Tuesday Morning Headlines

This week was the highest scoring week in the history of the Banner League, with an average score of 132.49 which betters the 125.88 from week 7 last year. In addition, Land Shark put up the single highest scoring game in Banner history with a 205.66. Imagine what he could do if he cared!
Land Shark [...]

Tuesday Morning Fantasy Headlines – Week 5

The Banner Fantasy Football League was treated to a historic event this weekend as Unfrozen Caveman stomped Green Meanies to become the first franchise to record at least one regular season victory over every other franchise.

And it’s that time of year again when we pay our respect (or lack of) to the Red Sox [...]

Tuesday Morning Fantasy Headlines – Week 4

In the Banner League, the high scoring Beantown Warpigs, about become Thanksgiving dinner but escape when the hillbilly from Mississippi is gifted three touchdown passes by an overly gracious Packer defense, put a stinkin on Kristi Kremes.

In a battle that could decide key home field advantage in the toilet bowl, Hulkamaniacs throw Tazmanians over the [...]

Tuesday Morning Fantasy Headlines – Week 3

Week three in the Banner Fantasy saw Unfrozen Caveman urinate in Vince’s Barbershop, which due to being frozen for thousands of years flooded and destroyed the ’shop. Among the victims, Hulkamaniacs! Before the destruction, Vince’s Barbershop shaved Hulkamaniacs bald!

Elsewhere in a “turf” battle Desert Pimps kick Da Boyz from NYC upstate. On [...]

Tuesday Morning Fantasy Headlines – Week 02

It was a grisly scene Sunday, as members of the Banner League witnessed Unfrozen Caveman clubbing Dont Mess with the Rohan, then dragging him back to his cave and, well, you know what happened next – bad things, man, bad things!

Feeling fully satisfied and a tad bit ornery, Unfrozen Caveman decided to light a bag [...]

Tuesday Morning Fantasy Headlines

In Banner Fantasy League, Unfrozen Caveman turned the tables on Desert Pimps and slapped them around, however, Caveman failed to protect his backside and Beantown Warpigs snuck in from behind to give him the business.

Elsewhere in the BFL, DA BOYZ FROM NYC messed with the Don’t mess with the Rohan at Vince’s Barbershop. [...]

The Top 10, Top 10 Busts! – Banner League Division Names

He’s back… After a loooong summer vacation, the Caveman blogger is ready to bust out a plethora of columns for the 2009 football season!

First off, the highly anticipated “Banner Division” names column. Each year I put together a column to name the divisions in my work fantasy football league. In 2007 the [...]

Fantasy Football – Final Four Predictions

I am still alive in three of my five fantasy leagues. Since there are twenty teams left in my five leagues I thought it would be interesting to do a breakdown of the teams left and the individual players left on each team.
First off, the cross-over teams:

Fearsome Foursome – five teams, made the playoffs in [...]