In the Banner League, the high scoring Beantown Warpigs, about become Thanksgiving dinner but escape when the hillbilly from Mississippi is gifted three touchdown passes by an overly gracious Packer defense, put a stinkin on Kristi Kremes.
In a battle that could decide key home field advantage in the toilet bowl, Hulkamaniacs throw Tazmanians over the ropes.
Don’t mess with the Rohan, furious over the pathetic effort from the Raiders, kicks the Evil Beagles, knocking him from the ranks of the unbeaten.
Unfrozen Caveman survives and defeats the hard luck Pherguson’s Philly Phanatic by the hair on his back. Phanatic will be scouring the league scoring changes the way Al Gore scoured Florida for votes back in 2004 in a feeble attempt to find an additional 1.3 points.
Desert Pimps pop a few greenies before popping Green’s Meanies, while Land Shark, drunk from celebrating his first time being over .500, crashes into Vince’s Barbershop
And finally, led by Ronnie Brown out-scoring the entire Jets team, Filthy Little Monkeys dirty-up Sanchez and Da Boyz from NYC.
