Week three in the Banner Fantasy saw Unfrozen Caveman urinate in Vince’s Barbershop, which due to being frozen for thousands of years flooded and destroyed the ’shop. Among the victims, Hulkamaniacs! Before the destruction, Vince’s Barbershop shaved Hulkamaniacs bald!
Elsewhere in a “turf” battle Desert Pimps kick Da Boyz from NYC upstate. On their way out of town, Da Boyz stops for a BLT, but are poisoned with bad bacon from a the Warpig. Pimps also kidnap, beat to a bloody pulp and leave Dont mess with the Rohan for dead in a rural, mud hole. Barely breathing, Rohan gains consciousness only to find he is in Beantown Warpigs home. Warpigs use their “fat pouch” to suffocate the life from Rohan.
In the battle of evil, Beagles are more ferocious than Tazmanians, who in a deep depression over-eat at Kristi’s Kremes leaving themselves sluggish and unable to keep up with the high-scoring Kremes.
Kristi’s Kremes also continues to run through the management team like Indian food through Reuben Feffer by taking down Pherguson’s Philly Phanatic. Continuing with Along Came Polly theme, the Phanatic sharted in his pants against the Beagles.
Land Shark, clearly offended by last week’s gender confusing headline, shows his manhood by whipping out his huge Jones-Drew and beating Filthy Little Monkeys and Green Meanies senseless.
And finally, Filthy Little Monkeys torture Green Meanies by lighting them on fire, then quickly dunking them in ice cold water, followed by sticking them with push pins. After repeating that process a dozen times or so, Monkeys, displaying human sensitivity unknown to a primate, decide to let Meanies go. As Meanies leave are about to leave, Monkeys coldly stomp them to death. Monkeys is caught on camera smiling as they walk away from the scene.
