It was a grisly scene Sunday, as members of the Banner League witnessed Unfrozen Caveman clubbing Dont Mess with the Rohan, then dragging him back to his cave and, well, you know what happened next – bad things, man, bad things!
Feeling fully satisfied and a tad bit ornery, Unfrozen Caveman decided to light a bag of crap on fire in front of DA BOYZ FROM NYC house, thus breaking up the Jets love fest that was clearly going on. Caveman could be heard chuckling for miles, “HUH, WHO, WHO, HUH, WHO, WHO…”
Elsewhere, Desert Pimps put Beantown Warpigs to work for him at a measly 10%, however, Desert Pimps is later found GOREd to death by Vince’s Barbershop. The ’shop also stiffed Beantown Warpigs.
Tazmanians takes out their frustrating week one showing on Pherguson’s Philly Phanatic and Green’s Meanies, who appear to have called each other the night before and promised to score the exact same number of points. Only Meanies decided at the last minute to betray PPP and narrowed sliced him by .86 of a point.
Hulkamaniacs rides to a win over DA BOYZ FROM NYC and deletes the email he was writing with the subject “Clearance sale on washed quarterbacks coming off major knee surgery, who also had a staph infection”. However, in the battle of Manning’s, Dont Mess with the Rohan and Eli scissor kick Hulk and Peyton.
In the battle of XX’s, KK comes out on top of the FLM. Kristi Kremes also steals a case of Land Shark, takes one drink, spits it out and then returns the remaining 23 bottles.
The high flying Evil Beagles gnaw off Filthy Little Monkeys arms.
And finally, Evil Beagles use their Johnson to beat Land Shark’s Bush. . .
